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The Kardashians Episode 2: Travis Barker plans his proposal to Kourtney Kardashian

After learning about the possibility of new footage from her infamous sex tape – and threatening to, ‘burn them all to the f***ing ground’ – Kim Kardashian prepares for hosting Saturday Night Live… while Travis Barker reveals his plans to propose to Kourtney in the second episode of Hulu’s The Kardashians.

Kim, 41, learned about the possible new sex tape leak when her son Saint, six, spotted an ad for new footage while playing online game Roblox, during the premiere, with the second episode picking up directly after it, as she asks her celebrity lawyer Marty Singer to handle it.

She must put this distraction behind her as she prepares to make her hosting debut on Saturday Night Live, and while she’s in New York City, Khloe battles with anxiety before an interview with James Corden.

Kim prepares: After learning about the possibility of new footage from her infamous sex tape - and threatening to, 'burn them all to the f***ing ground' - Kim Kardashian prepares for hosting Saturday Night Live… while Travis Barker reveals his plans to propose to Kourtney in the second episode of Hulu's The Kardashians

Kim prepares: After learning about the possibility of new footage from her infamous sex tape – and threatening to, ‘burn them all to the f***ing ground’ – Kim Kardashian prepares for hosting Saturday Night Live… while Travis Barker reveals his plans to propose to Kourtney in the second episode of Hulu’s The Kardashians

Travis and Kourt: Travis Barker unveils his plans to propose to Kourtney Kardashian on Episode 2 of The Kardashians

Travis and Kourt: Travis Barker unveils his plans to propose to Kourtney Kardashian on Episode 2 of The Kardashians

Learned: Kim, 41, learned about the possible new sex tape leak when her son Saint, six, spotted an ad for new footage while playing online game Roblox, during the premiere, with the second episode picking up directly after it, as she asks her celebrity lawyer Marty Singer to handle it

Learned: Kim, 41, learned about the possible new sex tape leak when her son Saint, six, spotted an ad for new footage while playing online game Roblox, during the premiere, with the second episode picking up directly after it, as she asks her celebrity lawyer Marty Singer to handle it

Anxiety: She must put this distraction behind her as she prepares to make her hosting debut on Saturday Night Live, and while she's in New York City, Khloe battles with anxiety before an interview with James Corden

Anxiety: She must put this distraction behind her as she prepares to make her hosting debut on Saturday Night Live, and while she’s in New York City, Khloe battles with anxiety before an interview with James Corden 

Towards the very end of the episode, Kris and Khloe arrive in New York City to support Kim as Khloe facetimes with True before Kris wants to talk to Khloe in private, asking the driver to leave.

Khloe says in her confessional that she’s worried because when Kris wants the driver out of the car, ‘there are only a handful of things that play through my head: did somebody f**k up? Is there a crisis? Is somebody pregnant?’ 

As it turns out, it was none of those things.

Driver: Towards the very end of the episode, Kris and Khloe arrive in New York City to support Kim as Khloe facetimes with True before Kris wants to talk to Khloe in private, asking the driver to leave

Driver: Towards the very end of the episode, Kris and Khloe arrive in New York City to support Kim as Khloe facetimes with True before Kris wants to talk to Khloe in private, asking the driver to leave

Worried: Khloe says in her confessional that she's worried because when Kris wants the driver out of the car, 'there are only a handful of things that play through my head: did somebody f**k up? Is there a crisis? Is somebody pregnant?'

Worried: Khloe says in her confessional that she’s worried because when Kris wants the driver out of the car, ‘there are only a handful of things that play through my head: did somebody f**k up? Is there a crisis? Is somebody pregnant?’

None: As it turns out, it was none of those things

None: As it turns out, it was none of those things

After yelling at the driver to close the trunk, Khloe asks in a much nicer way and the driver closes the trunk, before Kris reveals she’s on a call with Travis Barker.

Kris tells him she thinks she secured the date he wanted, as Travis responds excitedly, ‘Really?’ as Kris tells Travis to tell Khloe, ‘why you maybe want us all to be available next weekend’

Khloe sees it right away, stating, ‘Don’t even do this to me, my heart is racing,’ as Travis says, ‘So yeah, the 17th is the first day we ever hung out, like I told your mom I’ve been madly in love with Kourtney forever, I believe she’s my soul mate, and I would like to propose to her on the day I was first with her.’

Travis: After yelling at the driver to close the trunk, Khloe asks in a much nicer way and the driver closes the trunk, before Kris reveals she's on a call with Travis Barker

Travis: After yelling at the driver to close the trunk, Khloe asks in a much nicer way and the driver closes the trunk, before Kris reveals she’s on a call with Travis Barker

Available: Kris tells him she thinks she secured the date he wanted, as Travis responds excitedly, 'Really?' as Kris tells Travis to tell Khloe, 'why you maybe want us all to be available next weekend

Available: Kris tells him she thinks she secured the date he wanted, as Travis responds excitedly, ‘Really?’ as Kris tells Travis to tell Khloe, ‘why you maybe want us all to be available next weekend

Crying: Khloe sees it right away, stating, 'Don't even do this to me, my heart is racing,' as Travis says, 'So yeah, the 17th is the first day we ever hung out, like I told your mom I've been madly in love with Kourtney forever, I believe she's my soul mate, and I would like to propose to her on the day I was first with her'

Crying: Khloe sees it right away, stating, ‘Don’t even do this to me, my heart is racing,’ as Travis says, ‘So yeah, the 17th is the first day we ever hung out, like I told your mom I’ve been madly in love with Kourtney forever, I believe she’s my soul mate, and I would like to propose to her on the day I was first with her’

‘Oh my God I’m literally crying,’ Khloe says, as Kris reveals Travis called him last night with his plan.

‘Kourt is going to be so happy. I do not cry and I’m crying cause I’m happy and that’s really f***ing weird for me.’

Khloe jokes in confession that she didn’t think she cried when she got engaged herself, as Kris says he bought a ring at Lorraine Schwartz.

Literally: 'Oh my God I'm literally crying,' Khloe says, as Kris reveals Travis called him last night with his plan

Literally: ‘Oh my God I’m literally crying,’ Khloe says, as Kris reveals Travis called him last night with his plan

So happy: 'Kourt is going to be so happy. I do not cry and I'm crying cause I'm happy and that's really f***ing weird for me'

So happy: ‘Kourt is going to be so happy. I do not cry and I’m crying cause I’m happy and that’s really f***ing weird for me’

Ring: Khloe jokes in confession that she didn't think she cried when she got engaged herself, as Kris says he bought a ring at Lorraine Schwartz

Ring: Khloe jokes in confession that she didn’t think she cried when she got engaged herself, as Kris says he bought a ring at Lorraine Schwartz

Kris adds the ring is ready and they’re going to fly home Sunday morning and he wants them all there to share in this happy moment together.

Travis says Santa Barbara will be perfect because they go there a lot and he wants them all to be there when he pops the question.

Khloe gushes that she’s so proud to have him be a part of their family and they love him.

Happy: Kris adds the ring is ready and they’re going to fly home Sunday morning and he wants them all there to share in this happy moment together

Proud: Khloe gushes that she's so proud to have him be a part of their family and they love him

Proud: Khloe gushes that she’s so proud to have him be a part of their family and they love him

‘Thank you. I love you guys and I love Kourtney. I’ve never felt better or more sure of anything in my life,’ Travis said.

Kris adds in confession, ‘To have this secret now between me and Khloe and Travis is really special because we’re so excited. One of the biggest things in her life is about to happen and Kourtney has no idea.’

They hang up with Travis as Khloe wipes tears away and Kris thinks its amazing news, as they both take off to SNL at the very end of the episode.

Love: 'Thank you. I love you guys and I love Kourtney. I've never felt better or more sure of anything in my life,' Travis said

Love: ‘Thank you. I love you guys and I love Kourtney. I’ve never felt better or more sure of anything in my life,’ Travis said

Confession: Kris adds in confession, 'To have this secret now between me and Khloe and Travis is really special because we're so excited. One of the biggest things in her life is about to happen and Kourtney has no idea'

Confession: Kris adds in confession, ‘To have this secret now between me and Khloe and Travis is really special because we’re so excited. One of the biggest things in her life is about to happen and Kourtney has no idea’

Amazing: They hang up with Travis as Khloe wipes tears away and Kris thinks its amazing news, as they both take off to SNL at the very end of the episode

Amazing: They hang up with Travis as Khloe wipes tears away and Kris thinks its amazing news, as they both take off to SNL at the very end of the episode

Kris: Kris adds in confession, 'To have this secret now between me and Khloe and Travis is really special because we're so excited. One of the biggest things in her life is about to happen and Kourtney has no idea

Kris: Kris adds in confession, ‘To have this secret now between me and Khloe and Travis is really special because we’re so excited. One of the biggest things in her life is about to happen and Kourtney has no idea

The episode begins where the premiere left off, at Kim’s house, after learning about the new footage from her sex tape that may be released and Kim threatening to, ‘burn them all to the f***ing ground.’

She reveals she’s just about to pack for her trip to New York to host Saturday Night Live when learning about these new developments.

‘I’m trying to pack for SNL and now I have to deal with this sex tape drama. 19 years this is been held over my head. This is the s**t that I did when I was young, and I need to own it,’ she says in confession.

Threaten: The episode begins where the premiere left off, at Kim's house, after learning about the new footage from her sex tape that may be released and Kim threatening to, 'burn them all to the f***ing ground'

Threaten: The episode begins where the premiere left off, at Kim’s house, after learning about the new footage from her sex tape that may be released and Kim threatening to, ‘burn them all to the f***ing ground’

Own it: 'I'm trying to pack for SNL and now I have to deal with this sex tape drama. 19 years this is been held over my head. This is the s**t that I did when I was young, and I need to own it,' she says in confession

Own it: ‘I’m trying to pack for SNL and now I have to deal with this sex tape drama. 19 years this is been held over my head. This is the s**t that I did when I was young, and I need to own it,’ she says in confession

Pack: 'I'm trying to pack for SNL and now I have to deal with this sex tape drama. 19 years this is been held over my head. This is the s**t that I did when I was young, and I need to own it,' she says in confession

Pack: ‘I’m trying to pack for SNL and now I have to deal with this sex tape drama. 19 years this is been held over my head. This is the s**t that I did when I was young, and I need to own it,’ she says in confession

‘I’ll do everything in my power to protect myself and protect my kids, so I’m not gonna be shamed by this,’ she adds in confession.

She asks her high-powered lawyer Marty Singer over the phone, ‘Don’t you think you should call the guy and say the guy isn’t the rightful owner of anything?’

Kim’s mother Kris Jenner says in confession, ‘We don’t know anything. This could be really, really bad, so the best thing I can do is stay positive, make sure everybody stays calm and just keep things moving.’

Everything: 'I'll do everything in my power to protect myself and protect my kids, so I'm not gonna be shamed by this,' she adds in confession

Everything: ‘I’ll do everything in my power to protect myself and protect my kids, so I’m not gonna be shamed by this,’ she adds in confession

Kim to Marty: She asks her high-powered lawyer Marty Singer over the phone, ‘Don’t you think you should call the guy and say the guy isn’t the rightful owner of anything?’

Could be bad: Kim's mother Kris Jenner says in confession, 'We don't know anything. This could be really, really bad, so the best thing I can do is stay positive, make sure everybody stays calm and just keep things moving'

Could be bad: Kim’s mother Kris Jenner says in confession, ‘We don’t know anything. This could be really, really bad, so the best thing I can do is stay positive, make sure everybody stays calm and just keep things moving’

Kim says over the phone that she will get all of her attorneys involved to, sue the (expletive) out of these (expletive)’ before hanging up.

Kris says she has a meeting and she needs to keep going, asking them to keep her posting, before apologizing for not helping her pack.

Kris says if she needs help with her looks… but Khloe says she might need ’emotional support,’ adding she can come over after True goes to bed.

Sue: Kim says over the phone that she will get all of her attorneys involved to, sue the (expletive) out of these (expletive)’ before hanging up

Meeting: Kris says she has a meeting and she needs to keep going, asking them to keep her posting, before apologizing for not helping her pack

Meeting: Kris says she has a meeting and she needs to keep going, asking them to keep her posting, before apologizing for not helping her pack

Emotional: Kris says if she needs help with her looks… but Khloe says she might need 'emotional support,' adding she can come over after True goes to bed

Emotional: Kris says if she needs help with her looks… but Khloe says she might need ’emotional support,’ adding she can come over after True goes to bed

Kris, Khloe and Kourtney all leave, as Kim thanks them all as she’s left to pack.

The episode cuts to Kourtney, seen driving with Travis Barker, as they start looking at new homes together in Malibu.

Kourtney says in confession, ‘Travis and I currently live in separate homes a block away from each other and we just want to explore the idea of living in one home.’

Kim alone: Kris, Khloe and Kourtney all leave, as Kim thanks them all as she's left to pack

Kim alone: Kris, Khloe and Kourtney all leave, as Kim thanks them all as she’s left to pack

Home: Kourtney says in confession, 'Travis and I currently live in separate homes a block away from each other and we just want to explore the idea of living in one home'

Home: Kourtney says in confession, ‘Travis and I currently live in separate homes a block away from each other and we just want to explore the idea of living in one home’

‘We’re so in love with our homes right now and where we live that it’s gonna be hard to find something to beat that,’ she adds.

They both meet with their real estate agent Tomer at a home, which Tomer says is ‘one of the most important estates in Bel-Air.’

He says it was built in 1934, ‘for a really prominent family’ and it has a ‘pedigree look from the 1930s,’ as Kourtney adds this has ‘a really cool style’ that reminds her of ‘old Hollywood Frank Sinatra vibes.’

So in love: 'We're so in love with our homes right now and where we live that it's gonna be hard to find something to beat that,' she adds

So in love: ‘We’re so in love with our homes right now and where we live that it’s gonna be hard to find something to beat that,’ she adds

They both start picking out the rooms for their kids as Kourtney says she can envision them watching movies together.

Kourt goes through the closet and finds a pair of short-shorts as Travis dares her to try them on but she doesn’t.

Timer shows them the outdoor space as Travis sits down on a couch and Kourt gets on top of him, as Tomer takes a cue and leaves.

Couch: Timer shows them the outdoor space as Travis sits down on a couch and Kourt gets on top of him, as Tomer takes a cue and leaves

Couch: Timer shows them the outdoor space as Travis sits down on a couch and Kourt gets on top of him, as Tomer takes a cue and leaves

Kourt tells Travis that people were ‘pissed about the Disneyland video of me on you,’ adding that fans were wondering who was taking the video.

‘He’s our tour guide,’ Travis said with a laugh, as Kourtney says in confession, ‘Kissing and hugging is not a bad thing.

‘I’m actually grateful my kids can see a loving, affectionate relationship, because they haven’t seen that their whole lives,’ she said in confession.

Video: Kourt tells Travis that people were 'pissed about the Disneyland video of me on you,' adding that fans were wondering who was taking the video

Video: Kourt tells Travis that people were ‘pissed about the Disneyland video of me on you,’ adding that fans were wondering who was taking the video

Grateful: 'I'm actually grateful my kids can see a loving, affectionate relationship, because they haven’t seen that their whole lives,' she said in confession

Grateful: ‘I’m actually grateful my kids can see a loving, affectionate relationship, because they haven’t seen that their whole lives,’ she said in confession

Confession: 'He's our tour guide,' Travis said with a laugh, as Kourtney says in confession, 'Kissing and hugging is not a bad thing

Confession: ‘He’s our tour guide,’ Travis said with a laugh, as Kourtney says in confession, ‘Kissing and hugging is not a bad thing

Travis tells her that he thinks people have trouble, ‘understanding how two people can be so loving and affectionate… because they’re miserable.’

He also joked that, ‘Tomer gave up on us,’ as the realtor is seen hanging out inside.

The episode cuts to Khloe driving with her best friend Malika Haqq, complaining about paparazzi taking pictures of her, wondering how they knew where she was.

Miserable: Travis tells her that he thinks people have trouble, 'understanding how two people can be so loving and affectionate… because they're miserable'

Miserable: Travis tells her that he thinks people have trouble, ‘understanding how two people can be so loving and affectionate… because they’re miserable’

‘I think they were just waiting for you,’ Malika asks, as Khloe says it made her paranoid because no one knew she was coming.

She pulls into Kylie’s house as they walk past her chicken coop, as Khloe tells Malika that Kylie, ‘brings me eggs every week.’

Malika ponders the age-old question – ‘What came first, the chicken or the egg?’ – which Khloe admits is a, ‘mindf**k,’ as Malika adds, ‘I think it was the chicken.’

‘God made humans and then humans produced eggs. I think God made chickens and then chickens produced eggs,’ Malika said.

Khloe calls Kylie and asks where the thing she needed to pick up was, as she tells her that security will give it to her.

They both have a seat on the patio as Khloe tells Malika about what happened with Kim’s sex tape, telling her that, ‘this guy somehow had access to Kim’s sex tape, there was other footage that wasn’t released, or something like that.’

Khloe suggested that she can’t do SNL if she knows that is coming, adding, ‘this whole thing is f***ed.’

Malika says Kim has to, ‘block the noise, 100%, and you’ve gotta make sure of that,’ adding that, ‘Kim doesn’t fail, babe.’

Khloe adds that Kourt is not going so Scott is coming, and Khloe has to do James Corden, adding she has, ‘such anxiety about going.’

‘It’s never the interview, it’s more the aftermath. Now you have to listen to everybody say this or judge you or over analyze something you say,’ she tells Malika.

Khloe adds in confession that, ‘social media used to be fun and silly, there’s definitely always trolls. Now it’s everything is so critical. The way I look, my situation with Tristan, is my hair done the right way,’ as we see a number of tweets bashing Khloe for everything she’s talking about.

Social media: Khloe adds in confession that, 'social media used to be fun and silly, there’s definitely always trolls. Now it's everything is so critical. The way I look, my situation with Tristan, is my hair done the right way,’ as we see a number of tweets bashing Khloe for everything she's talking about

Social media: Khloe adds in confession that, ‘social media used to be fun and silly, there’s definitely always trolls. Now it’s everything is so critical. The way I look, my situation with Tristan, is my hair done the right way,’ as we see a number of tweets bashing Khloe for everything she’s talking about

‘I think I’ve gotten to the point where it’s literally safer to stay at home,’ Khloe says in confession.

She tells Malika that, ‘this s**t used to be fun,’ and now anything she does is ‘gaslighting yourself,’ and that she thought she was having a heart attack when seeing the paparazzi.

Malika tells her that ‘anxiety is real and the amount of criticism and scrutiny you have to deal with is also very real,’ but she likes that she does ‘deal’ because she could easily just ‘run away.’

‘Saying a mantra like “f**k the haters tune them out,” yes, that obviously is everyone’s goal, but it’s obviously so much easier said than done,’ Khloe says in confession.

Khloe asks if there is ‘therapy for overthinking,’ adding she took a beta blocker earlier which Malika points out her mom gave her.

The episode cuts to New York City where she’s getting touched up, as hairstylist Chris Appleton asks if he should pull this gray hair out.

Touch up: The episode cuts to New York City where she’s getting touched up, as hairstylist Chris Appleton asks if he should pull this gray hair out

Touch up: The episode cuts to New York City where she’s getting touched up, as hairstylist Chris Appleton asks if he should pull this gray hair out

‘Absolutely. This SNL stress is getting to me,’ Kim admits, before taking a facetime call with her eight-year-old daughter North.

‘Are you gonna be excited that I’m doing Saturday Night Live?’ she asks, and North says, ‘Yeah,’ as Kim adds North is her, ‘best hype woman.’

North tells her, ‘Just try not to go, “Ahhh!” on stage,’ which makes Kim laugh, as she promises she won’t do that on stage.

She says in confession that she has ‘so much to do’ this week, adding that people, ‘don’t really get how insane SNL is.’

So much: She says in confession that she has ‘so much to do’ this week, adding that people, ‘don’t really get how insane SNL is.’

So much: She says in confession that she has ‘so much to do’ this week, adding that people, ‘don’t really get how insane SNL is.’

She added that she came in on Monday and, ‘you have these meetings when they pitch things to you,’ and Tuesday is, ‘sketch pitches’ and Wednesday, ‘is the table read where you read like 40 sketches.’

Kim continues that they film the ‘pre-tapes’ on Thursday and Friday they start at 5 AM and Saturday is showtime, adding, ‘It’s a machine.’

‘I really want this moment. I don’t want to be thinking and stressing about something else. I have a lot on my mind,’ she says.

Moment: ‘I really want this moment. I don’t want to be thinking and stressing about something else. I have a lot on my mind,’ she says'

Moment: ‘I really want this moment. I don’t want to be thinking and stressing about something else. I have a lot on my mind,’ she says’

She calls Kris and asks if she found out, ‘what that blogger was gonna leak?’

‘No. You really can’t worry about it. You’re doing SNL right now. That’s what I’d focus on. I’d put your energy there, and this too shall pass,’ Kris tells her.’

‘Today’s gonna be a great day. You’re gonna kick ass at SNL and I can’t wait to see how the day goes,’ Kris tells her.

Leak: She calls Kris and asks if she found out, ‘what that blogger was gonna leak?'

Leak: She calls Kris and asks if she found out, ‘what that blogger was gonna leak?’

Kim adds in confession that her mom is, ‘obviously right’ and she, ‘can’t stress about something that I have no control over anymore, but it is easier said than done.’

Kim tells the hair stylist that she is going to meet with comedienne Amy Schumer, who has, ‘been like the most support,’ giving her advice and ‘girl pep talk.’

Tracy Romulus, the creative marketing officer for Kim’s KKW Brands, asks if Kim’s ex, Kanye West, is coming, as Kim says, ‘he’s here already.’

Mom is right: Kim adds in confession that her mom is, ‘obviously right’ and she, ‘can’t stress about something that I have no control over anymore, but it is easier said than done'

Mom is right: Kim adds in confession that her mom is, ‘obviously right’ and she, ‘can’t stress about something that I have no control over anymore, but it is easier said than done’

Advice: Kim tells the hair stylist that she is going to meet with comedienne Amy Schumer, who has, 'been like the most support,' giving her advice and 'girl pep talk'

Advice: Kim tells the hair stylist that she is going to meet with comedienne Amy Schumer, who has, ‘been like the most support,’ giving her advice and ‘girl pep talk’

‘He literally took a coach commercial flight, sat in the seat next to the bathroom,’ which shocked Tracy, who said, ‘Stop.’

Kim says in confession that Kanye is in New York to support her, ‘but we have set some serious boundaries, like staying in separate hotels.

‘I’ve been really clear with him, as far as where we stand in our relationship. Just super drama free is the vibe for this week,’ Kim adds.

Separate: Kim says in confession that Kanye is in New York to support her, 'but we have set some serious boundaries, like staying in separate hotels

Separate: Kim says in confession that Kanye is in New York to support her, ‘but we have set some serious boundaries, like staying in separate hotels

Kim tells Tracy that Kanye wanted to get in town early enough to meet with Dave Chappelle and, ‘go over jokes,’ adding he introduced her to Michelle Wolf, a stand-up comedian and former writer for The Daily Show and Late Night with Seth Meyers, who Kim said is, ‘so funny.’

She adds in confession that they have all been in a text thread about her monologue talking about, ‘what jokes are funny and what jokes we should take out,’ adding, ‘we’ve all kind of collaborated on it.’

Tracy is still in disbelief, adding, ‘I can’t believe he’s helping you the way that he is.’

Monologue: She adds in confession that they have all been in a text thread about her monologue talking about, 'what jokes are funny and what jokes we should take out,' adding, 'we've all kind of collaborated on it'

Monologue: She adds in confession that they have all been in a text thread about her monologue talking about, ‘what jokes are funny and what jokes we should take out,’ adding, ‘we’ve all kind of collaborated on it’

Back in Los Angeles, Khloe is in an SUV with Malika, who asks how she’s feeling about Tristan, who Khloe said left for Sacramento on Sunday.

Khloe says in confession that she is heading to her interview on The Late Late Show with James Corden, and Malika is coming, ‘for emotional support.’

‘I do get a lot of anxiety by doing talk shows these days,’ Khloe said in confession, as Malika remembers the last time she did Corden and he, ‘asked you some pretty insane questions.’

She’s referring to a segment where Khloe had to, ‘eat something nasty,’ but Khloe insisted right away that she’s not doing that.

Malika added he made her eat an eyeball, but Khloe says she just ‘bit it and then spit it out. It was literally the nastiest thing I’ve ever done.’

They cut to a clip of her 2017 appearance where she’s seen eating a fish eye as she says she might throw up, and Corden jokes, ‘that would be wonderful for our ratings.’

Khloe says she feels much better but things like being hounded by paparazzi is ‘so deteriorating on your self esteem, your confidence, how you view yourself.’

She added she has anxiety to post photos on Instagram, even if she, ‘barely did retouching,’ adding she’s, ‘so afraid to post it because people are going to say I did this.’

Malika suggested, ‘You ever think you just tell a couple people to just f**k off and it might actually make you feel better.’

Khloe smiled and added that Tristan, ‘said the exact same thing,’ with Khloe adding in confession that ‘Malika and Tristan have this ability that they’re able to ground me and I think that’s the reason I’m so drawn to the both them.’

Malika says that, ‘all of us gotta f**k off at one point,’ as Khloe says she’s ‘100% right,’ and that she thinks she needs a therapist.

Khloe and Malika: Malika says that, ‘all of us gotta f**k off at one point,’ as Khloe says she’s ‘100% right,’ and that she thinks she needs a therapist.

Khloe and Malika: Malika says that, ‘all of us gotta f**k off at one point,’ as Khloe says she’s ‘100% right,’ and that she thinks she needs a therapist.

Back in New York, Kim says she has about 17 days to take the bar, and she is going to take Sunday off and, ‘just really, really go for it.’

‘As important that SNL is, it’s more important that I study for the baby bar, cause I have one last chance to pass it and then I can’t take it again.

Tracy asks how she’s feeling this time, as Kim says she’s feeling ‘so much better’ and she just needs to be more confident with her essays.

Baby bar: ‘As important that SNL is, it’s more important that I study for the baby bar, cause I have one last chance to pass it and then I can’t take it again

Baby bar: ‘As important that SNL is, it’s more important that I study for the baby bar, cause I have one last chance to pass it and then I can’t take it again

Kim’s friend Steph Shepherd insists, ‘You’re gonna pass, I’m not worried,’ as Tracy compares it to Squid Games and Kim says she will be ‘eliminated’ if she doesn’t pass this time.

Kim goes to meet with Amy Schumer at her home, which Kim marvels at as Amy responds, ‘Jokes bought this place,’ as they hug.

‘Amy Schumer and I have been friends for a few years now. Of course, she’s so funny that I want her to hear my final monologue and see what she thinks,’ Kim says.

Pass: Kim’s friend Steph Shepherd insists, ‘You’re gonna pass, I’m not worried,’ as Tracy compares it to Squid Games and Kim says she will be ‘eliminated’ if she doesn’t pass this time

Pass: Kim’s friend Steph Shepherd insists, ‘You’re gonna pass, I’m not worried,’ as Tracy compares it to Squid Games and Kim says she will be ‘eliminated’ if she doesn’t pass this time

Jokes: Kim goes to meet with Amy Schumer at her home, which Kim marvels at as Amy responds, ‘Jokes bought this place,’ as they hug

Jokes: Kim goes to meet with Amy Schumer at her home, which Kim marvels at as Amy responds, ‘Jokes bought this place,’ as they hug

She adds that she’s ‘honestly not nervous’ and it’s the ‘one thing that I’m not nervous about.’

Amy tells her that ‘writing jokes is my favorite thing in the world,’ but says that Kim is the best at ‘taking jokes.’

Amy asks why she’s so great at that, adding, ‘I did roasts and it was too hurtful, I couldn’t do it anymore.’

Favorite: Amy tells her that ‘writing jokes is my favorite thing in the world,’ but says that Kim is the best at ‘taking jokes'

Favorite: Amy tells her that ‘writing jokes is my favorite thing in the world,’ but says that Kim is the best at ‘taking jokes’

Hurtful: Amy asks why she’s so great at that, adding, ‘I did roasts and it was too hurtful, I couldn’t do it anymore'

Hurtful: Amy asks why she’s so great at that, adding, ‘I did roasts and it was too hurtful, I couldn’t do it anymore’

Kim says she doesn’t want, ‘too many Kanye jokes,’ as they both agree that one joke is perfect, but she has two or three in her phone and she wants to pick the best.

Amy asks if Dave Chappelle wrote these but Kim says it was Michelle Wolf, and Amy says she loves Michelle Wolf and she’s a ‘murderer.’

Kim says in confession that Dave Chappelle suggested Michelle Wolf and that she’s, ‘the funniest comedian and she’s really helping me write my monologue.’

One Kanye  joke: Kim says she doesn’t want, ‘too many Kanye jokes,’ as they both agree that one joke is perfect, but she has two or three in her phone and she wants to pick the best

One Kanye  joke: Kim says she doesn’t want, ‘too many Kanye jokes,’ as they both agree that one joke is perfect, but she has two or three in her phone and she wants to pick the best

Kim goes through her first joke, where she says she’s surprised to be hosting too, since she hasn’t had a movie premiere in a really long time, and she only had ‘that one movie come out and nobody told me it was premiering, it must have slipped my mom’s mind.’

Amy is confused, asking what the movie was, and Kim says it was her sex tape, adding the joke on the internet was Kris had to have brokered it.

She adds there is ‘sex tape drama happening now,’ and that there might be footage from 20 years ago still out there.

Jokes: Kim goes through her first joke, where she says she’s surprised to be hosting too, since she hasn’t had a movie premiere in a really long time, and she only had ‘that one movie come out and nobody told me it was premiering, it must have slipped my mom’s mind'

Jokes: Kim goes through her first joke, where she says she’s surprised to be hosting too, since she hasn’t had a movie premiere in a really long time, and she only had ‘that one movie come out and nobody told me it was premiering, it must have slipped my mom’s mind’

Amy asks if there is a part of her that is like, ‘let’s get that out because it’s probably pretty hot?’ as Kim laughs.

‘If somebody had a video of me f***ing 20 years ago, I’d be like, can we please get that out? Because if today, it’d be totally different,’ Amy adds.

Kim says that at first she was ‘really upset,’ but then,’I was like f**k it losers, do it and I’ll sue you or whatever, I just have to take my power back on that. It was 20 years ago.’

She thought that, ‘just taking the air out of those people, starting out with that is kind of funny without being super sex tape.’

Schumer countered, ‘I think I just wouldn’t do any sex tape stuff,’ which surprised Kim, who asked, ‘Really?’

Schumer countered, ‘Because this moment in time, this piece of art or whatever, will live on and people might not remember it. I don’t think you need to give it any… yeah.’

Kim continued with the next joke, acknowledging, ‘I know I have privilege, but I still struggle. Like most of the things I wear, it’s really hard to pee. Let’s put it this way, if R. Kelly dressed like me, he may have stayed out of trouble.’

Schumer laughed and said, ‘Oh my God,’ but said it’s too long, as Kim told a joke about Khloe: ‘Oh Khloe. You have the biggest heart. It’s so big it has room for Tristan and all of his side pieces,’ which Amy responded, ‘Oh s**t.’

She added, ‘And Kris. You’re not one of my sisters. That’s not a joke, I just thought I should remind you,’ but Amy shot it down right away with a, ‘No.’

Kim adds in confession, ‘The one thing I thought I had and was so confident in was my monologue, so I’m a little confused now.’

They start working through more parts of the monologue with one part Kim thinks is really funny.

‘Something I’m really proud of is no one can call me a gold digger. Honestly I’m not even sure how you become one, but I asked Corey and he said a good place to start is getting a job in your mom’s security.’

Amy laughed at that one saying, ‘calling Corey a gold digger is so funny,’ referring to Kris’ longtime boyfriend Corey Gamble, but Amy suggested, ‘you’ve gotta pause for that laugh.’

‘I really want people to know that I’m really more than just a pretty face… and good hair… and great makeup… and terrific boobs… and an amazing butt,’ she said, which Amy liked as well.

‘If you make it sound like the list is always about to end and it goes on… I think just choosing the strongest, funniest stuff,’ Amy said.

Kim admitted this is the first day she’s had some anxiety about the show, as Amy asked what it’s from.

‘Just like… oh s**t, it’s happening,’ Kim says, as Amy counters, ‘It’s gonna be great. It’s so cool that you’re doing it. Everyone I know is like it’s so bad-ass that she’s doing it.’

‘To me, you’re just someone who wants to enjoy their life and have every experience and that’s what it’s about,’ which Kim confirms.

Amy says she could even use that, saying she ‘doesn’t need the exposure from this show. I’m not hoping to get discovered tonight.’

Kim says Amy has been, ‘so supportive,’ as Amy says anything she is scared of is ‘an opportunity’ and is ‘so exciting.’

Back in Los Angeles, Khloe is getting ready for the James Corden show with Kris showing up and saying this is the ‘first show back with an audience.’

First: Back in Los Angeles, Khloe is getting ready for the James Corden show with Kris showing up and saying this is the ‘first show back with an audience'

First: Back in Los Angeles, Khloe is getting ready for the James Corden show with Kris showing up and saying this is the ‘first show back with an audience’

Kris said she thought she should come down and check on her with her anxiety, asking if she wants a beta blocker.

Kris says in confession she knows Khloe has a hard time with her anxiety, ‘so I really wanted to be here today to just support her and make her feel loved and special.’

‘I think any time you’re in the public eye it just opens you up for scrutiny and criticism about every little thing, and I think with Khloe, she does internalize that,’ Kris said.

She added that you need to have thick skin, which every one of them has, but sometimes, ‘our emotions get the best of us.’

James comes back to check on her as Khloe admits she’s not anxious about the interviews but about the aftermath, as James says, ‘Oh f**k that.’

‘All you have to remember is none of these things are about you, it’s only a representation and a reflection of them,’ Corden said.

Anxious: James comes back to check on her as Khloe admits she’s not anxious about the interviews but about the aftermath, as James says, ‘Oh f**k that'

Anxious: James comes back to check on her as Khloe admits she’s not anxious about the interviews but about the aftermath, as James says, ‘Oh f**k that’

Reflection: ‘All you have to remember is none of these things are about you, it’s only a representation and a reflection of them,’ Corden said

Reflection: ‘All you have to remember is none of these things are about you, it’s only a representation and a reflection of them,’ Corden said

‘How can anyone judge anyone when you don’t know them?’ Corden asks. ‘These words only exist if I give them any power,’ as Khloe admits he’s right.

‘You’re drinking champagne at 4 PM on a Monday. And you’re at work. We’ve won,’ Corden says as he gives Khloe a high-five as Corden jokes, ‘Now let’s go out there and endorse Kandy Krush.’

Khloe adds in confession, ‘This speech, just makes me, I know it sounds so corny, just so warm and fuzzy. I feel understood because I know he’s talking to me but I know he’s talking to himself.’

Corny: Khloe adds in confession, ‘This speech, just makes me, I know it sounds so corny, just so warm and fuzzy. I feel understood because I know he’s talking to me but I know he’s talking to himself'

Corny: Khloe adds in confession, ‘This speech, just makes me, I know it sounds so corny, just so warm and fuzzy. I feel understood because I know he’s talking to me but I know he’s talking to himself’

She goes and signs the wall that all of Corden’s guests have signed before going out to meet Corden in front of an applauding crowd.

Kris, from the crowd, gives her a thumbs up, as Khloe says in confession that she’s, ‘really proud of myself for constantly putting myself out there… and I will say that Malika is 100% right and sometimes I do have to tell people to f**k off.’

She looks at the camera and flips the bird and says, ‘So, f**k off.’

The episode shifts to Calabasas at Kourtney’s home as Kris comes to visit, asking how the doctor’s went, as Kourtney responds, ‘Awful.’

Wall: She goes and signs the wall that all of Corden’s guests have signed before going out to meet Corden in front of an applauding crowd

Wall: She goes and signs the wall that all of Corden’s guests have signed before going out to meet Corden in front of an applauding crowd

Proud: Kris, from the crowd, gives her a thumbs up, as Khloe says in confession that she’s, ‘really proud of myself for constantly putting myself out there… and I will say that Malika is 100% right and sometimes I do have to tell people to f**k off'

Proud: Kris, from the crowd, gives her a thumbs up, as Khloe says in confession that she’s, ‘really proud of myself for constantly putting myself out there… and I will say that Malika is 100% right and sometimes I do have to tell people to f**k off’

F off: She looks at the camera and flips the bird and says, ‘So, f**k off'

F off: She looks at the camera and flips the bird and says, ‘So, f**k off’

Kourt and Kris: The episode shifts to Calabasas at Kourtney’s home as Kris comes to visit, asking how the doctor’s went, as Kourtney responds, ‘Awful'

Kourt and Kris: The episode shifts to Calabasas at Kourtney’s home as Kris comes to visit, asking how the doctor’s went, as Kourtney responds, ‘Awful’

Kourtney reveals in confession that her and Travis want to have a baby, so their doctor took them ‘down this road of doing IVF, and it hasn’t been the most amazing experience.’

Kourtney says that people always say on social media that she is pregnant, adding, ‘It’s so rude to comment on people when you have no idea what they’re actually going through.’

She adds the medication they have given her has put her into menopause, adding in confession, ‘I think because I’m so clean and careful about what I put into my body, it’s just like having the complete opposite reaction and working as a contraceptive instead of helping us.’

Baby: Kourtney reveals in confession that her and Travis want to have a baby, so their doctor took them ‘down this road of doing IVF, and it hasn’t been the most amazing experience'

Baby: Kourtney reveals in confession that her and Travis want to have a baby, so their doctor took them ‘down this road of doing IVF, and it hasn’t been the most amazing experience’

Menopause: She adds the medication they have given her has put her into menopause, adding in confession, ‘I think because I’m so clean and careful about what I put into my body, it’s just like having the complete opposite reaction and working as a contraceptive instead of helping us'

Menopause: She adds the medication they have given her has put her into menopause, adding in confession, ‘I think because I’m so clean and careful about what I put into my body, it’s just like having the complete opposite reaction and working as a contraceptive instead of helping us’

Kris says that she’s never seen Kourtney happier but the medication has put her into depression, as Kourt says she is ‘super moody and hormonal.’

‘Even though Kourtney has three beautiful children, it doesn’t make it hurt any less if you’re trying to have a baby and you’ve been struggling.’

Kris reveals that she got pregnant in 1994 and had a miscarriage, ‘and my body completely shut down. I was moody and depressed, I was bloated, didn’t feel well, everything you described.’

Miscarriage: Kris reveals that she got pregnant in 1994 and had a miscarriage, ‘and my body completely shut down. I was moody and depressed, I was bloated, didn’t feel well, everything you described'

Miscarriage: Kris reveals that she got pregnant in 1994 and had a miscarriage, ‘and my body completely shut down. I was moody and depressed, I was bloated, didn’t feel well, everything you described’

Kourtney revealed they want it ‘so badly because we want to make something together,’ as Kris agrees, adding, ‘You want to bring your own baby, your own love, into the world, in the way you know how it feels to have a child, and now you want to do it with the love of your life.’

Kris thinks they will be there a year from now with her baby, as Kris says she has to ‘claim that.’

Kris and Khloe head to a designer showroom in West Hollywood to look at pieces of furniture, as Kris says in confession that her and Khloe are building houses next to each other.

So bad: Kourtney revealed they want it ‘so badly because we want to make something together,’ as Kris agrees, adding, ‘You want to bring your own baby, your own love, into the world, in the way you know how it feels to have a child, and now you want to do it with the love of your life'

So bad: Kourtney revealed they want it ‘so badly because we want to make something together,’ as Kris agrees, adding, ‘You want to bring your own baby, your own love, into the world, in the way you know how it feels to have a child, and now you want to do it with the love of your life’

Year: Kris thinks they will be there a year from now with her baby, as Kris says she has to ‘claim that'

Year: Kris thinks they will be there a year from now with her baby, as Kris says she has to ‘claim that’

Furniture: Kris and Khloe head to a designer showroom in West Hollywood to look at pieces of furniture, as Kris says in confession that her and Khloe are building houses next to each other

Furniture: Kris and Khloe head to a designer showroom in West Hollywood to look at pieces of furniture, as Kris says in confession that her and Khloe are building houses next to each other

‘They’re still under construction but they’re getting close and we need rugs, so we’re here at this fabulous store,’ Kris says in confession.

Kris says every rug Khloe looks at, she has to do a ‘roll test,’ meaning she has to roll from one end to the other.

Khloe objects that she will ruin her bun, saying in confession that Kris will ‘get down and dirty,’ joking she would, ‘do a handful of things’ on her knees and the ‘roll test is definitely one of them.’

Roll test: Kris says every rug Khloe looks at, she has to do a ‘roll test,’ meaning she has to roll from one end to the other

Roll test: Kris says every rug Khloe looks at, she has to do a ‘roll test,’ meaning she has to roll from one end to the other

Dirty: Khloe objects that she will ruin her bun, saying in confession that Kris will ‘get down and dirty,’ joking she would, ‘do a handful of things’ on her knees and the ‘roll test is definitely one of them'

Dirty: Khloe objects that she will ruin her bun, saying in confession that Kris will ‘get down and dirty,’ joking she would, ‘do a handful of things’ on her knees and the ‘roll test is definitely one of them’

Kris asks Khloe to lay on the rug and ask herself how she would feel if she laid down on the rug.

They talk about Corden, as Khloe says it’s the aftermath that freaks her out, but Kris says she has to read a tweet that is ‘really funny.’

Kris reads a tweet that says, ‘Currently watching The Late Late Show. Can’t wait to see Khloe Kardashian and get high,’ which they both laugh at.

Ask herself: Kris asks Khloe to lay on the rug and ask herself how she would feel if she laid down on the rug

Ask herself: Kris asks Khloe to lay on the rug and ask herself how she would feel if she laid down on the rug 

Tweet: Kris reads a tweet that says, 'Currently watching The Late Late Show. Can't wait to see Khloe Kardashian and get high,' which they both laugh at

Tweet: Kris reads a tweet that says, ‘Currently watching The Late Late Show. Can’t wait to see Khloe Kardashian and get high,’ which they both laugh at

Kris says that for Corden to choose her as the first guest with a live audience is ‘really special,’ but Khloe insists she doesn’t like hearing everyone’s opinions.

Kris says she has to learn when to ‘tune out the noise,’ as Khloe says she worries about being caught with an imperfect pose.

Kris asks if she remembers when they first started filming Keeping Up With the Kardashians and people were inspired by them, but, ‘one person would write and go, “Listen, you look fat today b***h,”‘ and that one person would ruin the whole day while all these others support her.

Kris says she’s excited for Khloe to start a new chapter in a new house that she designed herself, but when Kris says they will have chickens, Khloe says they didn’t build the chicken coop because ‘they smell.’

‘We’re gonna have the time of our lives,’ Kris insists as Khloe says she’s excited.

Back in New York City, Kim is doing her promo photo shoots for SNL as Kim rocks a hot pink mini-dress and boots, adding she had her first table read.

Hot pink: Back in New York City, Kim is doing her promo photo shoots for SNL as Kim rocks a hot pink mini-dress and boots, adding she had her first table read

Hot pink: Back in New York City, Kim is doing her promo photo shoots for SNL as Kim rocks a hot pink mini-dress and boots, adding she had her first table read

‘We read like 40 or 50 scripts. I’ve never done a table read before. Everyone just started picking it up and reading them so fast…but I’m in every single skit that they presented,’ Kim said.

Kourtney calls Kim and says she would love to do a skit with her, but she couldn’t go with Scott over the weekend.

Kim said she would, ‘disinvite’ Scott for her and says there is one skit they’d do with Kris and Khloe, as Kourtney admits it’s Travis’ son Landon’s birthday on Saturday and she would miss it if she came.

Skit: Kourtney calls Kim and says she would love to do a skit with her, but she couldn’t go with Scott over the weekend

Skit: Kourtney calls Kim and says she would love to do a skit with her, but she couldn’t go with Scott over the weekend

‘I just feel like for my life, where it’s at now, and just come with Scott to New York, it doesn’t make sense,’ Kourtney says.

Tracy asks how meeting Amy went, as Kim says hearing her voice makes her laugh.

Tracy asks if she is going to talk about the sex tape, as she tells her, ‘I mean, I think I wanna say something.’

Kim adds in confession, ‘I’ve been in this game long enough to know that you just have to be yourself. So I want to say things that feel good coming out of my mouth and that are things I would actually say. So I’m just gonna go with my gut and stick with it and do exactly what I had planned on doing.’

Tracy asks if she feels anxious and she admits she’s a little anxious, telling the camera she works a 23 and a half hour day tomorrow, adding she has never done that.

We see her film promos with Halsey, as Tracy asks if this was a ‘pinch yourself moment.’

Anxious: Tracy asks if she feels anxious and she admits she’s a little anxious, telling the camera she works a 23 and a half hour day tomorrow, adding she has never done that

Anxious: Tracy asks if she feels anxious and she admits she’s a little anxious, telling the camera she works a 23 and a half hour day tomorrow, adding she has never done that

Kim and Halsey: We see her film promos with Halsey, as Tracy asks if this was a 'pinch yourself moment'

Kim and Halsey: We see her film promos with Halsey, as Tracy asks if this was a ‘pinch yourself moment’

SNL: A promo for Kim Kardashian West's episode of Saturday Night Live

SNL: A promo for Kim Kardashian West’s episode of Saturday Night Live

Tracy reminds her that her dream was being on the cover of Cosmo and her publicist told her to ‘dream realistically, and now you’re hosting Saturday Night Live.’

Kim’s makeup artist Mario Dedivanovic says he started bawling when he saw her say in the promo that she was hosting Saturday Night Live because he remembered 13 years ago when she was going on her first talk shows as a guest and she was so excited.

‘I was so proud of you,’ he said as they all started fighting back tears as Kim gives Mario a hug.

Dream: Tracy reminds her that her dream was being on the cover of Cosmo and her publicist told her to 'dream realistically, and now you’re hosting Saturday Night Live'

Dream: Tracy reminds her that her dream was being on the cover of Cosmo and her publicist told her to ‘dream realistically, and now you’re hosting Saturday Night Live’

‘Seeing Mario be really emotional just reminds me of when his agency told him not to work with me because I was just a reality star and I wasn’t going anywhere and he was never going to have a career if he was my makeup artist, and he told them basically to go f**k themselves. I get what he’s saying and I feel it…I just can’t really cry because I have makeup on so I’m just not gonna go there, but I feel it,’ Kim says in confession.

They start counting down the hours to SNL as Kim reveals she’s using some downtime to study her flash cards for the bar exam.

‘Today we had to be here at 5:30 AM and I can’t leave till 3 AM so it’s literally almost a 24-hour day,’ Kim says.

Countdown: They start counting down the hours to SNL as Kim reveals she’s using some downtime to study her flash cards for the bar exam

Countdown: They start counting down the hours to SNL as Kim reveals she’s using some downtime to study her flash cards for the bar exam

Kim goes through a sketch about Kanye, as she adds in confession that she’s afraid of ‘hurting people’s feelings,’ and she would never go in there, ‘making fun of the father of my kids.’

She tells her team that the divorce is ‘so sensitive’ for Kanye, as she asks producer Lindsay Shookus to figure something out because she knows he would want to be a part of it.

Tracy thinks it shouldn’t be disrespectful, as Lindsay says it’s not unusual to lift things out and do line changes so she goes and gets the writers.

The preview for next week’s episode reveals Kim’s SNL episode, as Kris tells the news to Kim, who wonders if Scott is ‘going to lose his s**t.’

Kris talks to Kylie and Kendall and she is worried that they will see them both on the freeway, and Kendall admits in confession that, ‘my mom would be so pissed if Kylie and I were the ones to ruin the surprise.’

Kim says if they, ‘get off on the same exit and it’s a red light you’re screwed, you’ll be at the same exit.’

The promo ends with Kendall, Kylie and Kris all saying, ‘Oh s**t’ at the same time.’

Shift: The episode shifts to Calabasas at Kourtney’s home as Kris comes to visit, asking how the doctor’s went, as Kourtney responds, ‘Awful'

Shift: The episode shifts to Calabasas at Kourtney’s home as Kris comes to visit, asking how the doctor’s went, as Kourtney responds, ‘Awful’


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